Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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