Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Boobs are out for the taking
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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