If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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