she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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