11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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