I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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