I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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