like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
