fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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