Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
