I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
pop tarts are not kleenex
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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