I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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