I love black thongs
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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