there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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