i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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