North Korea, Best Korea!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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