Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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