his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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