found the other keg... it's in the tree
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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