we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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