Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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