So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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