i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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