Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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