It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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