you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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