How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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