is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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