You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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