Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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