yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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