Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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