I can text with my tongue
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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