Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Who died my cat blue again?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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