? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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