we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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