im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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