he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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