better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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