HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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