so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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