he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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