Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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