Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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