First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
