did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
