how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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