you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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