Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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