she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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