GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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