We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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