I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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