I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
