Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
they're like a gay fantastic four
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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