wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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